24 1 / 2013

slacktides:

Dexter Season 8 News - Sean Patrick Flanery cast

Sean Patrick Flanery has been tapped for a major recurring role on the upcoming eighth season of Showtime‘s hit serial killer drama Dexter. He will play Jacob Elroy, the ex-cop owner of a private investigation company in Miami. 

slacktides:

Dexter Season 8 News - Sean Patrick Flanery cast

Sean Patrick Flanery has been tapped for a major recurring role on the upcoming eighth season of Showtime‘s hit serial killer drama Dexter. He will play Jacob Elroy, the ex-cop owner of a private investigation company in Miami. 

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20 12 / 2012

samiskulls:

LOVED this line

samiskulls:

LOVED this line

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08 11 / 2012

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21 10 / 2012

10 10 / 2012

09 10 / 2012

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04 10 / 2012

children of the wild ones.

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15 9 / 2012

Stills from Dexter 701 - Are You…?

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11 9 / 2012

“Is that Lieutenant Morgan in a skirt?”

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09 9 / 2012

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25 8 / 2012

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13 6 / 2012

“I have no idea what Hammer Time is, or how it differs from regular time.”

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04 5 / 2012

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23 4 / 2012

22 4 / 2012

double-bacon-genius-burger:

The Amazing Debra Morgan:
“Holy Jesus on a Stick!”
“Fuck me twice on Sundays!”
“Fuck me sideways!”
“Fuck me in both ears.”
“A metric fuck-ton.”
“Oh, sweet Mary, mother of fuck, that’s good!”
“A baby?! A motherfucking rolly-poly chubby-cheeked shit-machine, are you kidding me?!”
“FBI? ‘Fucking Bunch of Idiots’.”
“Shitcock motherfuck!”
“Mother-shit-fuck!”
“Shit a brick and fuck me with it!”
“Go shit up a rope.”
“Jizz-bucket.”
“Holy Frankenfuck, snakes!”
“Fuck balls, you’re serious… Sir.”
“Where in Fucktopia are you?”
“Double douche!”
“Fuck you…Fuck you twice!”
“What da fuck!”
“Bullshit, you fuckin’ drinkind whore”
“You are my last ditch ass fucked effort!”
“Fuckin’ witness whisperer!”
“I will kick your fuckin’ nuts down your throat!”
“Pressure fuckin’ point”
“Whenever you have a earth shattering ball crushing mind-fuck of a secret, you should tell your fucking sister!”
“I love you bro but sometimes you’re a fucking tard.”
“Whoa, fuckpuddle, what do you think you’re doing?”
“Fuckin’ beef bus!”
“I could give a fuck who you fuck, just don’t fuck with my investigation you fuck.”

double-bacon-genius-burger:

The Amazing Debra Morgan:
  • “Holy Jesus on a Stick!”
  • “Fuck me twice on Sundays!”
  • “Fuck me sideways!”
  • “Fuck me in both ears.”
  • “A metric fuck-ton.”
  • “Oh, sweet Mary, mother of fuck, that’s good!”
  • “A baby?! A motherfucking rolly-poly chubby-cheeked shit-machine, are you kidding me?!”
  • “FBI? ‘Fucking Bunch of Idiots’.”
  • “Shitcock motherfuck!”
  • “Mother-shit-fuck!”
  • “Shit a brick and fuck me with it!”
  • “Go shit up a rope.”
  • “Jizz-bucket.”
  • “Holy Frankenfuck, snakes!”
  • “Fuck balls, you’re serious… Sir.”
  • “Where in Fucktopia are you?”
  • “Double douche!”
  • “Fuck you…Fuck you twice!”
  • “What da fuck!”
  • “Bullshit, you fuckin’ drinkind whore”
  • “You are my last ditch ass fucked effort!”
  • “Fuckin’ witness whisperer!”
  • “I will kick your fuckin’ nuts down your throat!”
  • “Pressure fuckin’ point”
  • “Whenever you have a earth shattering ball crushing mind-fuck of a secret, you should tell your fucking sister!”
  • “I love you bro but sometimes you’re a fucking tard.”
  • “Whoa, fuckpuddle, what do you think you’re doing?”
  • “Fuckin’ beef bus!”
  • “I could give a fuck who you fuck, just don’t fuck with my investigation you fuck.”

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